Bah! I’m behind on everything. So I must combine these two posts. *sigh* Oh massage school, how busy you keep me!

Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #51? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #53? Submit it here before Sunday November 1st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.
Note: Apologies for being late yet again, I was so hoping not to be this week. In case you don’t follow Pleasursts on twitter I was in the hospital for a few days and sans laptop. Sorry!

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• Feedback Contest Deadline: November 6th.
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• Happy Blogiversary to Me Contest! Deadline: November 18th.
• Gender Carnival! Deadline: November 21st @ midnight Eastern.
• The S Spot Sexy Short Story Contest! Deadline: November 30th.
• Luxury Sex Toy Scavenger Hunt Deadline: December 12th @ midnight Pacific.

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

Editor’s Pick

• Tantus Vamp by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter

I love this toy! The color is rather unique to most other realistic dildos. The subtle sparkle of the silicone makes it pretty without being too loud and obnoxious. The ridges and texture of the shaft of the toy feels marvelous, and the slightly curved prominent head of the toy feels fantastic.

Note: I am endlessly amused by the Tantus Vamp, plus it was just Halloween, and Amber’s great review was too good to pass up as an editor’s pick. I just wish Tantus would make a sparkly red one, I’d be all about it.

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Little Chroma Birds and Bees by Carnivalesq
• Alumination by Carnivalesq
• Vibratex Japanese Butterfly by Joan Price
• Iconic Pocket Rocket by Sleeping Dreamer
• Vibratex Thumblina by Dani Darling
• Death By Orgasm by Shay
• Vibratex Rabbit Pearl by Red
• Symphony Rhapsody by Sommer Marsden
• Acuvibe Mini by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew

Dildos

• Tantus Alumina Motion by Essin’ Em
• Kong the Realistic by Eliot Bodem
• Tantus Alumina Motion by Lady Evyl

Anal Toys

• Tantus Ryder by Saraid
• Treeze Teardrop Plug by Eden Cafe

Toys for Cocks

• Waterproof Wall Banger by Dragon Mage

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Hathor Aphrodisia Lubricant Likeurs, 1 by Beautiful Dreamer
• Hathor Aphrodisia Lubricant Likeurs, 2 by Beautiful Dreamer
• Pink Silicone by Ginger Leigh
• Kama Sutra Bedside Box by Sarah
• Jimmyjane Afterglow Candle by Sex Kitten
• Earthly Body Suntouched Massage Candle by Sexorcism

BDSM/Fetish

• Slut Paddle by Kyle Jones

Adult Books/Games

• Truth or Dare: A Game of Passion by Undressed Reviews
• 3D Kink by Nadia West
• 52 Sex Positions Flashcards by Luna Orignaux
• Best of the Best Women’s Erotica by Lady Evyl

Adult Movies/Porn

• Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out! by Undressed Reviews
• Post-Apocalyptic Cowgirls by Sinclair Sexsmith
• Abby Winters by Mystyfi
• Seven Minutes in Heaven by Shanna Germain
• Zombie Nation 2 by J.D. Bauchery
• The Killer Hot Robot by The Porn Librarian
• The Inquisition Volume 8 – Dungeon Of Pain by FrzKey

Miscellaneous

• Just In Case by Sexorcism

Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days.

Did you miss Pleasurists #52? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #54? Submit it here before Sunday November 15th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

• Happy Blogiversary to Me Contest! Deadline: November 18th.
• Gender Carnival! Deadline: November 21st @ midnight Eastern.
• The S Spot Sexy Short Story Contest! Deadline: November 30th.
• Luxury Sex Toy Scavenger Hunt Deadline: December 12th @ midnight Pacific.

Editor
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

Editor’s Pick

• Eroscillator by Epiphora

True to its name, the Eroscillator oscillates rather than producing regular up and down vibrations. That may not sound amazing to you, and I understand. I used to wonder what oscillating even meant. Was the attachment going to spin in circles crazily? Was it going to assault my clit? How could oscillations feel better than vibrations? Oh, it’s hilarious to think about now…

Note: After hearing about this review for weeks and effectively building up the anticipation Epiphora has finally produced what is a truly epic review (which may actually be a love letter). Some reviews just have to be epic, the toy demands it, and true to form Epiphora delivers an amusing, honest, and well written review that fits the toy perfectly, and makes me (and possibly you too) desperately wish to own one. I consider it necessary reading.

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Snow Bunny by Joan Price
• Fairy Mini Mini by Undressed Reviews
• Better than Chocolate by Domina Doll
• LELO Elise by Domina Doll
• Little Honey by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• One Touch Wonder Egg by True Pleasures
• Lovemoiselle Cecile by Melen’s Rayne
• Fun Factory Heartbreaker by Saraid
• Perfect Touch Satisfy Her by Sommer Marsden
• Vibratex Duet by SaraBee
• Jenna’s Velvet Jewels by Sammi
• Spellbound G by Sammi

Dildos

• Lovemoiselle Aveline by Eden Cafe
• Hera by Carrie Ann
• Tiger by Hey Epiphora
• LELO Ella by Ashley

Anal Toys

• Aluminum Mini by Sammi
• Tantus Ryder by SaraBee

Toys for Cocks

• CyberSkin Saturn Cockring by Red
• Tenga Squeeze Play 8.0 by Tales from the Porn Store

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• System Jo by Kara Sutra
• Better Sex Essentials Liquid Lubricant by Melen’s Rayne
• [G] Stimulation Gel by Oceanus Naturals by Sexorcism

BDSM/Fetish

• Electrosex Deluxe Power Box by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Liberator Silk Binding Sash by Essin’ Em
• Clover Clamps by Laurel
• Leatherbeaten Dragon Silk Ankle Cuffs by Laurel
• Ball Gag by Carnivalesq

Adult Books/Games

• Truth or Dare: A Game of Passion by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Role Playing Game by Kara Sutra
• Best Women’s Erotica 2010 by Joan Price

Adult Movies/Porn

• The Birthday Party by Epiphora
• Seven Minutes in Heaven by Sinclair Sexsmith
• Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex by Domina Doll
• Glamazons by J.D. Bauchery
• The Fairy Tale by FrzKey
• Ram Tough by The Porn Librarian
• Crash Pad Series – Episode 17: Dylan’s Solo by J.D. Bauchery
• Dark Future Vol. 1 by FrzKey
• Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex by Undressed Reviews
• Seven Minutes in Heaven by Carnivalesq
• Rough Sex by Lady Evyl
• Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape by Tales from the Porn Store
• Debbie Does Dallas by Tales from the Porn Store

Sex Furniture

• Liberator Whirl XT by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

Storage

• Adult Toybox by Undressed Reviews