Yeah, I don’t own many bra’s, and the ones I do own are boring and functional. I hate ‘em, and only wear ‘em for working.

This one belongs to Sakura. Somehow, her 36DD bra fit on my 40B’s. Go figure!

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #142? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Comedy vs. Tragedy
“Are you on your period? What? Did he just say…”

Ian, or, Sometimes Sex is Hilarious
“In short, it isn’t sex blogger sex.”

A Wish
“I wish that you could know the indescribable pleasure of being enfolded in your warm, gentle wetness.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
Road Rage

More Sugasm
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See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Forgetting
How Do You Flirt With Milk?
The Hunt
I Don’t Usually Date, but…
I have huge tits.
Men on Pointe
My Femme Cock
Nibbles and Bits: Vegetarian? Really? Doh!
Present and first love making

Sex Advice
How to Make Her Want Anal Sex
Play Safe
The Power of Suggestion- And How It Helps You Meet Women

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Gisele Bundchen Topless and Nipple Slip Pictures
HNT - Purple Lace Part Two
Lady Sascha Does HHNT
Marta - Professional
Once upon a time HNT
Pornsaint Tara Tainton
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet -HNT
Sam Bound

Sex Humor
It did not work
When your mother has more sex than you do…

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Can’t Get Enough
Fiction - The Wrong Smith Girl
Getting to fuck the neighbor 15
Harder…
In any language,…
Le Cadeaux
Nine: of nasty names
Oh Honey, Make Yourself Cum for Me
The Parking Garage
Pointless
The Ride.
Rub a Dub Dub
The Second Time Around
Slow.Soft.Hot.Perfect
Spin the bottle-the conclusion
Tits~n~Teets 2
TNT - Part 2
The Wanting
Writhe

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Can A Film Prostitute In 1930’s Shanghai Fare Any Better Than One Of The 100,000 Prostitutes Working The Streets In The City?
Donate To Satine Phoenix’s Tantric Exploration
Escort X: Find great escorts
Spanking erotica interview with Alison Tyler
The value of erotic blogging
Wanted: Your Orgasms Caught on Tape

BDSM & Fetish
Auction of a Slave
Changing Cravings For Pain: A Survey
A Beautifully Cruel Predicament Bondage Scene
Cuntwriting
Fitting Punishment
The house in Vienna
July MVK: Play piercing
Leather Retreat 2008 – The Toll Booth
Mz Berlin Gets The Bastinado And Rack Torture On Hogtied
Necessary Roughness
Routine Maintenance, pt. 2
A Scene in Three Parts … (part III)
Taken and Collared as a Sex Slave while her husband sleeps
Telegraph
Trying on new shoes, Friday night edition

High School - “Hey…do you want to come over and watch (insert cool, impressive movie here)?”

College - “Hey, why don’t we go to (insert local awesome coffee shop here) and then drive around?”

Post College - “Hey, why don’t we go back to my place and have a glass of wine?”

Now - “Do you want to come back to my place and fuck? I’ve got condoms and lube.”

Ooooh, I was so happy when I opened up my box from Babeland and found this little gem in there! We all know Wendy luuuurrrrves her butt toys! They sent me the pink one too! I love pink!

Now, the Clover is not what I’d call a ‘proper’ plug. It isn’t really designed to stay put in your ass, the way a more traditional plug might. The shape is completely different. Rather than starting narrow, getting wider and then quickly narrowing and leaving a place for your ass to clench around and keep it in, the Clover looks more like a slim dildo with a bulbous head.

The bulbous head, by the way, that made me want to get this toy in my ass RIGHT THEN when I opened it.

See, the easiest way to my g-spot is through my butt. Its pretty fucking awesome! Vaginal g-spot play is fun, but anything that can be done via my ass *should* be done via my ass. Especially g-spot stimulation.

But the best part, the part that really got me going, was the little vibrator that slides inside the plug. Oh. Em. Gee. For such a tiny vibe, it packs quite a punch. Normally, I find vibrations through a dildo or plug to be rather irritating but the shape of this toy and the way it sits actually pleases me very much. When I sit, or leave it in my butt and wander around, it buzzes delightful against my g-spot, which the Clover’s head presses against.

The advantage of the non-traditional shape of this plug are of course, the g-spot, and I’m assuming prostate, stimulation, from direct contact with the area. However, it also works well as a dildo. I like to put this toy in my ass, and then sit on the corner of the bed or a chair and bounce on it, because the bulb slides over all sorts of fun sensitive areas in the butt.

Pros: It is silicone, thus boil-able once the vibe is removed.

It is an excellent toy for beginners and pros alike - anal newbies won’t run away screaming.

It feels sooooo good. So good. Love love love it.

Cons: It doesn’t stay in as well as a regular plug might, so when I wore it and walked around, I had to put on panties to make sure it didn’t go anywhere.

It is a little to short to wear as a strap on, which is unfortunate, because I think this would be an *AWESOME* pegging cock. Perhaps they’ll make one in a larger size, hrm? Just a bit wider and a few inches longer? I so wouldn’t mind a larger size for myself, but ya’ll know what a size queen I am!

Overall, I highly recommend this toy to anyone who likes butt play. It is one of my new favourites!

Coming soon - a vibe review from my sister? (I found the last vibrator sent to me entirely too soft in the vibration area for my taste when I turned it on. I tried it with protection, and then gave it to my middle sister to try and review for me…we’re close. She gave me her rabbit after trying it once, coz it was ‘too big’. Wuss!)

I finally went to an “In The Flesh” reading last night. Goddamn was it hot. It was also very fun. And who can’t like a night where there are cupcakes every where?

I had an excellent time with people, and got to see Marcello - alas, it had been far to long since the last time we got to hang out. ^_^ I do adore that boy. It was also awesome to see Sakura Sarashi having some good times on her date with a pretty boy, hehe!

I also met a sweet seeming boy (ah, and all tall and skinny and such, ya’ll know me) who I passed my email information to - after I walked into a wall.  Yes, apparently I need to whack into things before I can work up the huevos to give a boy my info. But hey, whatever works.

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Rats are bringing out the best in kids with autism - found via the Ratties Community on Live Journal.

“Henry Cicconi, 6, of Canonsburg, has been working regularly with the rats for about 14 months now.

“When Henry started here, he didn’t talk. Now he calls the animals by name,” said his speech therapist, Lisa Haines.

The long hair of Ms. Haines brushed the table top while she worked with Henry and one of the rats.

“How many rats?” she asked.

“Two!” Henry responded. “Moe! Moe! Moe!”"

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Abby - Mom won’t discuss sex with daughters

Dude. It sounds like the question writer is writing about my mother here.

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Five terrible Substitutes for Lube - The Naked City

“Lots of people feel like it’s cheating to use lube - but I say, the wetter the better. There are a lot of great lubes on the market today, and a growing number of them are available in drug stores, so you never have to set foot in a sex shop if you don’t want to. Despite that, people still use household materials as lube, and this is almost always a bad idea.”

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Pictured: Smoothie the bald squirrel that has vets scratching their heads - Daily Mail

See? Squirrels are just rats with furry tails and better press.

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Tabby Cat Terror of Black Bear - BBC

Yeah, this is OLD. But a friend sent it to me, because it is FUCKING HYSTERICAL.

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Hey, Mom, the Rabbi Approved  My Tattoo - The New York Times

“According to a 2007 poll of 1,500 people conducted by the Pew Research Center, 36 percent of 18- to 25-year-olds and 40 percent of 26- to 40-year-olds have at least one tattoo. Still, even Larry David was so haunted by the cemetery edict that he wrote an episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” in which he pays off a gravedigger to have his mother reburied in a Jewish cemetery despite a small tattoo on her behind.

But the edict isn’t true. The eight rabbinical scholars interviewed for this article, from institutions like the Jewish Theological Seminary and Yeshiva University, said it’s an urban legend, most likely started because a specific cemetery had a policy against tattoos. Jewish parents and grandparents picked up on it and over time, their distaste for tattoos was presented as scriptural doctrine.”

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Police - ‘Greatest Dad’ Shirt worn to sex meeting - Associated Press

That’s almost a hipster like level of irony.

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Woman Finds Tattoo On Her Body After Surgery - Fox News

“Dr. Kirshner’s lawyer says he routinely uses rub-off tattoos on his patients when he completes surgery. “He likes to kid with the patients. The patients seem to enjoy interaction. It was in that spirit he placed it on the patient.”

But it’s the placement and purpose of the rose that this patient questions.

“Believe me there was no significance to a rose. It was probably just the first sticker the doctor picked,” said Agre.”

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Teen’s special needs trike stolen from garage - Chicago Sun Times

“Every day Allison Babiarz would hop on her red trike and take a spin through her Crystal Lake neighborhood, happy that she was able to ride despite her cerebral palsy and seizures.

Allison’s father Michael was so moved by his only child’s enthusiasm, he even bought his wife Kim a bike on Mother’s Day so they could all pedal down the street together.

But the family bike rides will have to wait.

The $2,000 Versa trike, designed for children with disabilities, was swiped from the family’s unlocked garage over the weekend.

“It made me a little bit sick in my stomach and then I cried,” Allison, 13, said Monday. “I was like, ‘Why did this happen to me?’ It really hurts because this is the first bike I could ride independently.”

This really pisses me off.  How could anyone steal something like that?