The Clone a Willy kit has been something I’ve wanted to try ever since I first heard of it - who wouldn’t want to make a model of their favourite cock?!
When I was dating Daniel, or sometime after, I had joked with him about making a dildo model of his dick with one of these. [...]

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Recently, I told a male friend of mine who I liked very much how much I liked him. And sadly for me, he didn’t like me back in the same way. Yet after a day or two of me being sad panda and hanging out with friends, we were able to talk things over in [...]

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In the past few months, I’ve had more than a few conversations about poly/mono/etc relationships, verging from ‘Well, you do poly so well and I don’t know how you do it (directed at me)’ to ‘OMGWTF Me? Are you kidding, I’m totally insane’ (five seconds after the previous comment)
Its something I’ve been thinking about more [...]

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Ah, remember the ‘Ode to Anal: The Formative Years‘? I’ve been meaning to write more of that series for ages. Well, I’m bringing it back.
Have you ever noticed that you project your fantasies on people? When I was younger and wanted a boyfriend, I used to fantasize about going on a date with Elijah [...]

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Or, Why I’m Never Going to a Party at the Fuckhouse Ever Again.
This is my blog. I’ll tell the stories I want, as they happened, and how they made me feel, goddamnit. So anyone who has a problem with this can suck my balls.
Necessary Information: Most of you who know me in the real [...]

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