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Pleasurists #28

May 16th, 2009 · No Comments

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #27? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #29? Submit it here before Sunday May 18th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Editor’s Note: Apologies this edition came out later than expected/desired! I was out of town in the beginning of the week with a dead laptop and didn’t have a chance to get to it until later than I liked. This round-up only has reviews submitted by May 10th at 11:59pm PDT in it, as if it was posted on Monday.

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On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • Semenex by Average Joe
  • So what did it actually taste like exactly? Rancid eggnog mixed with broccoli water, pineapples, and garnished with a little nutmeg and a final hint (just a hint) of celery. It smells great. It smells like gingerbread cookies coated in cinnamon, it’s even a nice light brown color but do not be fooled! Once you actually mix this in water it turns green and has a taste not many people could stomach.

    Editor’s Note: I think I love well-written humorous negative reviews, and this is definitely one of those. I couldn’t help laughing out loud at a few points, and while it doesn’t make me want to buy the product for any male I know it makes me want to read more of Average Joe’s reviews. Don’t you agree?


  • Miracle Massager by Thursday’s Child
  • Penthouse Mode Ultra Powerful 10X Dual Motor Vibe by Bethany on FunSexToyReviews
  • Pleasure Tops by Adriana
  • Penthouse mode waterproof 7x dream bullet by Mistress Misty on FunSexToyReviews
  • Decadent Indulgence by Adriana
  • The Eroscillator by Themistokles
  • Vibratex Dream Boat by Sexpert Joe
  • Vibratex Pearl Thunder by Adriana
  • Shaki Toys’ Remote Control Egg by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
  • Butterfly Climaxer by CarrieAnn


  • Tantus Throb by Sleeping Dreamer
  • Ella by Sienna
  • Don Wands Melon Crank by Sexorcism
  • Tantus G-Force Wand by Ansley Agnello
  • LELO Ella by Sexorcism
  • Jollie Soft by CarrieAnn
  • Hardwood Dildo by Sleeping Dreamer
  • John Doe by Ansley Agnello

Anal Toys

Lube, Bath Stuff, & etc.

  • Foaming Bath by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew


  • Cheetah Fur-Lined Paddle by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
  • Sinvention Pony Play Reins by Sleeping Dreamer
  • Strict Leather Deluxe Collar by Domina Doll
  • Behind the Back Restraints by Bad Bad Girl
  • Sinvention Deluxe Leather-lined Pony Breeding Hobbles by Sleeping Dreamer
  • Zeus Electrogasm by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Adult Movies/Porn

  • Alter Ego by J.D. Bauchery
  • Hard Rock by FrzKey
  • Rubber Lovers 2 by The Porn Librarian
  • Penny Flame’s Expert Guide To Rough Sex by J.D. Bauchery
  • Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & For Women Too! - David Taylor by FrzKey
  • Pirates (2005) by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival


  • Smart Balls by CarrieAnn
  • The HugHer Fucking Machine by Themistokles
  • Deluxe G-Spotter – Magic Wand Attachment by Natt Nightly
  • Doc Johnson Ultra Harness 2000 by Sexpert Joe
  • Peppermint Peckers by Bad Bad Girl
  • Uniram by Betty Rocket
  • Labia Clip by Sleeping Dreamer
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