So yeah. The jockstrap may possibly be the best piece of male underwear ever invented. I wonder at the invention of it – according to wikipedia, the jock strap is used, and I assume invented for, the support of the male genitals during sports (particularly during bicycling and horseback riding.
Similar devices were also worn under bathing suits and sporting uniforms in the 1800’s to protect the modesty of the public.
Ok. I get all this. But what I never quite figured out was *why* it was designed to be assless. I mean, I’m *really* glad it is, I’m not complaining! But who made that decision? A garment couldn’t be made that would serve the same purpose as a jock strap that had an ass cover? Go figure.
I’m convinced the inventor was a kinky gay guy who figured out that the assless jock strap had unlimited sexual potential.
Because, you see, the jock strap has fallen out of favour with younger athleates and has been replaced in function with compression shorts (note the distinct, IMO, lack of sexiness of the garment). Yet despite falling out of favour, jock straps are still in high demand, and have become fashionable sexy accessories, made by companies like International Jock (where I bought my jock strap from) and sold at places like Mr. S Leather.
The jock strap is kind of gay. Gay in that ‘gay men are really really good at sexualizing other men’ kind of way. Its true. Think about it – which site has sexier men? Bound God, or Men in Pain?
If you look kind of gay, you’re doing it right.
Anyway, gayness aside, I love jockstraps.
They go great under assless chaps.
The waistband highlights the pretty shape of men.
The back straps make butts look extra perky.
They also give me easy access to my favourite part of the male anatomy. The ass. Yeah. Ass.
See?
Note the jockstrap and boot combination. I love that.
Now listen, I love the cock as much as the next girl. LOVE it. Having it up in me, and touching it and doing things to it. I love getting fucked. But we all know how focused I get on the ass. I don’t know why. I just do, and nothing highlights a delightful ass better than a jock! I just don’t understand why you don’t see more of them.
The only thing that could make this photo better would be a cowboy hat. That is a goddamn DENIM jockstrap. Denim is sexy. So sexy, it should be considered fetishwear at kink parties, but alas, it is not. Except at some (surprise!) gay bars. Dear gay men – you are so doing it right.
Is there anything about this articleof clothing that is NOT appealing?!
Another great thing about the jockstrap is how great it is for sex. If you like getting fucked in the ass (or fucking ass) its one less article of clothing to remove before doing so.
In my particular case, the jock is a wonderful addition when fucking a man while he’s on his back. See, no one told me that I’d have to watch out for balls while fucking. Those things move around, and some of ‘em are low, and I’ve come entirely too close to accidentally punching balls when they got in the way than I would like. The jockstrap holds ‘em out of the way, so I can work!
You can also grab the waist band while fucking, for added leverage.
And I not-so-secretly would love to snap the butt straps when boys walked by.
