A guy I worked with once spent a lovely evening telling me variations of the ‘Man from Nantucket’ limerick. It was quite fun. Funeral directors are some of the filthiest mother fuckers you’ll ever meet.
But yes, dirty limericks have a charm of their own. I do love them. Hate writing ‘em at times, but I [...]

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I have a gentleman friend who I have sex when we’re both available for it. We’ve spoken about my pegging him a few times, as it is totally something we’re both into, but it has yet to happen for a variety of reasons. But it will. Oh yes, it will. And it will be good, [...]

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Ah, Paolo. If you follow me on Twitter, you might have read about Paolo. My Italian cabana boy.
Paolo is the name of one of my favourite fantasy men. I don’t really have many fantasy men I created myself. Usually, I fantasize about men I know, men I want to know or hot famous guys like [...]

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Yup. Wendy’s going to wax poetic about anal again.
What?! I can’t help myself. I love it. Everyone knows that.
I’ve gotten phone calls from friends “Hey Wendy! We were talking about anal sex the other day, and we all thought of you!” What makes it even better is that these were *vanilla* friends, and this was [...]

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Just a collection of bits of advice and thoughts I’ve had brewing around.
Own at least one decent vibrator, preferably a bullet vibe.
Why a bullet in particular? Because of the shape, they are really easy to use during sex, in all sorts of positions. I’ve tried most of them. Really. I do my research. You can [...]

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