I like to repost this how-to that Jocasta wrote up for me a few years ago – I don’t own a strap-on harness. This is what I use, and its great!

Loop the working end through the bight. We just made a lark’s head. It is one of the most common knots you’ll make. Don’t tighten [...]

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I was lucky enough to review the Soft Pack from Babeland.com – I was super excited! I’ve always wanted a cock of my own that I could wear out in public. I have to say, it is SO realistic. It looks just like a real cock – though a thoroughly American one. All of the [...]

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I swear to God, one day I’ll have actually written all my posts about a DO event I’ve been to before the next event, but today is not that day. Though I shall try.
Some of you may remember Big Purp

Big Purp is my favourite, and biggest dick. Only two men have ever taken this cock. [...]

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A guy I worked with once spent a lovely evening telling me variations of the ‘Man from Nantucket’ limerick. It was quite fun. Funeral directors are some of the filthiest mother fuckers you’ll ever meet.
But yes, dirty limericks have a charm of their own. I do love them. Hate writing ‘em at times, but I [...]

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I have a gentleman friend who I have sex when we’re both available for it. We’ve spoken about my pegging him a few times, as it is totally something we’re both into, but it has yet to happen for a variety of reasons. But it will. Oh yes, it will. And it will be good, [...]

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