As many of you know, when I wear jeans, I often flag. I’ve got my red hanky all nicely folded and ready to slide into my left back pocket.
Just in case. Because you never know when or where you might meet someone who knows what it means.
From what I understand, the hanky code used in [...]

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This is quite the blast from the past! I started this post in…May 2009? If even then; I started it a few weeks after the last time I saw Sebastian, before he once again developed a case of Teh Girlfriend. We punch fucked. It was good.

I have to say – the ‘science experiment’ with the [...]

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Well, if you can call a three week break from school that included a death in the family, a sick relative AND my own nasty cold a vacation…so lets call the months of July and August my summer vacation, shut the fuck up, and leave it at that, ok?
Got it? July and August. Good.
So I [...]

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Ah, home from TESFest. Had quite a good time. I got to meet all sorts of wonderful people. Here are some things I learned:
1) I learned why they have the ‘no sex in the pool or hot tub’ rule. Someone fucking killed it for the rest of us. Bastards.
2) Fisting, particularly anal fisting, *particularly* anal [...]

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Hi. My name is Wendy Blackheart.
If you meet me at an event, that is the name I use. I answer to Wendy everywhere – even at school.
However, it is NOT my real name. It is a nom de plum, and a scene name.
I mean really, Blackheart? What am I, a pirate?
I would assume that [...]

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