Don’t give awkward blow jobs on your birthday. They are awkward, and throw things off.
That’s advice you can take to the bank.
Winter Fire weekend was super exciting for me - it was my first hotel event AND it was my birthday weekend. But my birthday day was kind of awkward.
First, I had an issue with [...]

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It all started, even though I didn’t know it, with this ad.
See, a friend of mine, Hypnogirl, saw this ad for ice cream. Then she went and added “being fed cake while on your knees, blindfolded” on her fetish list on Fetlife.com.
After I saw that, I went “OMFG, that is the GREATEST FETISH EVER! I [...]

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