Don’t give awkward blow jobs on your birthday. They are awkward, and throw things off.
That’s advice you can take to the bank.
Winter Fire weekend was super exciting for me - it was my first hotel event AND it was my birthday weekend. But my birthday day was kind of awkward.
First, I had an issue with [...]

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Well folks, I’ve finally got it up and running. Ask the Ass Bandit.com. Got a question about the butt? Then you can head on over there to ask, and I will answer.
I’m planning on turning it into a resource of all things ass - questions people ask, reviews of butt toys, all that good stuff. [...]

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