Well, well, I’m such a lucky girl. I got a brand new Aslan Leather ball gag from the lovely people at Babeland, and they sent me a second one to give to one of you guys.
I love Aslan Leather. The products they make are pretty, and functional. I’m looking forward to hitting my target weight and getting myself one of these babies, with holster!
Anyway, the ball gag. I. Love it. One of the things that always kind of made me go ‘ick’ about ball gags was cleaning them. Even if its a one-person toy, how do you clean the ball? And how do you do it without, say, damaging the leather?
The folks at Aslan figured it out – they made a ball that is detachable. A strip of leather goes through the ball, and snaps to itself around D-rings that attach to the buckling mechanism.
I like this for many reason – the snaps can work as a quick release, to get the gag off quickly. The ball can be removed from the leather bits and, as its silicone, it can be boiled to clean it.
The silicone is also flavourless, unlike some rubber ball gags I’ve experienced. (And yes, I did try this gag on myself. Its a nice, gaggy size, and silicone is soft to bite into!)
Anyway, I enjoy this gag, and I want to give one to you guys! So, here’s how to get it – tell me a joke. Make me laugh. Gags for gags. It can be a riddle, a limerick, a story, a really funny picture or comic. If its about sex, so much the better!
I’ll pick my favourite 5 gags, and put them up for you guys to vote on!
I’ll be accepting submission starting today, 3/3/10, and ending 3/15/10 (Beware the Ides of March!)
7 responses so far ↓
1 Anon Blackheart // Mar 3, 2010 at 11:04 am
Ok, I can’t win but I thought I would get the contest started.
Seems that God was just about done creating the universe. The Lord had a couple of leftovers in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to urinate while standing up. “It can be very handy,” God explained to Adam and Eve. “Would either of you like that ability?”
Adam popped a cork. He jumped up and begged, “Oh, give that to me! It seems the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please, Lord, let me have that ability. I would be forever grateful.”
Eve just smiled and shook her head at Adam’s display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, then she really wouldn’t mind if he were the one given the ability to urinate while standing up.
And so, the Lord gave Adam the ability to urinate while standing up. Then, He looked back into his bag of leftover gifts. “Now, what have we here? Oh, yes, multiple orgasms…”
2 The Black Russian // Mar 4, 2010 at 2:26 am
an OBGYN has been delivering babies and circumcising the boys for his entire career, the thought throwing out the foreskins was such a waste that he preserved them in a gigantic vat of formaldehyde. upon retiring he took the vat of foreskins to a leather craftsman and asked him to make something out of them. he returned a week later and the craftsman handed him a small wallet. “is that it?!” the doctor cried.”There had to have been thousands of foreskins in that vat!” “Relax” said the leather worker. “if you rub it just right it expands into a suitcase!”
3 Kayla // Mar 5, 2010 at 1:35 pm
I suck at telling jokes, but this post actually made me laugh until I was crying:
http://thebloggess.com/?p=635
I still re-read over it when I’m in a bad mood. And that ball gag looks amazing! :) I love ASLAN leather.
4 Safra // Mar 5, 2010 at 11:24 pm
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?”
“Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”
He said, “Fuck him, give him a dollar.”
The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.”
5 Curvaceous Dee // Mar 7, 2010 at 12:47 am
The whole site cracks me up, but this one is particularly good: Mango.
xx Dee
6 Janie Blooms // Mar 13, 2010 at 8:23 pm
What did the boy with the gag say to his dom?
Nothing.
Duh.
7 Boots // Mar 14, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Recently heard this one:
Q: What do kinksters do on Easter?
A: Hunt for vibrating eggs.
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