If you’re going to call your product something like ‘Speed Demon‘, then it better damn well deliver.

This one didn’t.

The Speed Demon is a three speed waterproof vibrating toy.

Speed one is meh. Speed two is ok. Speed 3 is workable – considering I’ve been turned on out of my mind the past week. (The boy isn’t allowed to come. His begging and whimpering is hot and adorable.) Three is a pretty decent speed, but not great enough to make up for the rest of the toy.

The best part of this toy is its waterproof nature, and the fact that it only takes one AA battery, but I’ve had several water proof toys that took one or two AA’s that were much better than this one.

Plus, the casing cracked on me. While I was screwing the bottom on after putting the battery in, the base cracked when I was makeing sure it was screwed on tight enough (as this, you know, goes in water. You don’t want the insides to get wet.) I am not the Incredible Hulk. I don’t expect my toys to break this easily.

Overall, I’m not really pleased with this one. It didn’t get me off. It broke. And it wasn’t powerful enough to get off a smurf.

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