A few months ago, I wrote up 100 things about me, the non-sexual list, for my Tumblr. So, I figured it was time to do a list that included sex things.

1) I was a virgin until the month before my 20th birthday.

2) However, it wasn’t for lack of trying.

3) I gave my first blow job at 17.

4) The first thing I said after we were done was “….can I do that again?!”

5) The first time I saw a penis in real life, I couldn’t help laughing. It was a good thing he was blindfolded at the time, or it might have hurt his feelings.

6) However, now, I really really love penis, and I almost never laugh at it.

7) Sometimes I like to play with flaccid cock for fun, with no particular erotic intent.

8) I also *love* to give head. Not just ‘god I want to get this guy off right now’ head, but ‘hey, I like to give head so lets go along for the ride, no pressure’ head. I can go for as long as my jaws last, which is pretty long.

10) I once took part in a blow job contest and blew 20 people in a row.

11) …and three other people that weekend.

12) After that, I needed to lay off the dick for a while.

13) I’m kind of obsessed with ass.

14) That is a total understatement.

15) I have had four large fingers in my butt

16) I once shared that fact with my poor gyno when he had to put a single finger in my butt.

17) I’ve had my entire hand in a man’s butt.

18) I’ve only played with the ass of one girl. Men’s asses just appeal to me more most of the time.

19) Though I do like to vaginally fist girls.

20) However I’ve never been fisted myself. I’ve been somewhat close, but it hasn’t happened.

21) Honestly, I’m kind of scared of it, no matter how many times I’ve done it to other girls.

22) The weirdest place I’ve ever had sex was at the beach. At night. In February.

23) My vagina had *never* been that cold before in my entire life.

24) I’d like to have some more sex in more fun places.

25) I mean, I grew up in suburbia, and I never got fucked in the back of a car!

26) Yet amazingly, I’ve had men bare ass naked in the back of my car.

27) I bought my first vibrator at 14, from Spencer’s Gifts in the mall.

28) It was the only time I was ever shy about buying a sex toy.

29) The first porn move I ever bought was my autographed copy of Jenna Jameson’s “My Plaything” DVD.

30) It was my 18th birthday – two of my friends helped me fake ID my way into a strip club so that I could see Jenna dace.

31) I love strip clubs- I went again for my 21st birthday and bought myself a lap dance from the second hottest girl there.

32) I bought a very shy friend of mine a lap dance from the hottest girl there. It was a fun birthday all around.

33) I adore gay men.

34) Actually, I’d like to be a gay man, but I’ve got that whole ‘vagina’ thing going on.

35) However, I love bisexual men more.

36) I think my idea relationship would be a triad with two bisexual men. And a king sized bed.

37) I’ve had FFM three-ways and don’t like them much.

38) I’ve had MMF three-ways and I like them much better.

39) Orgies are fun sexual and social events.

40) I enjoy receiving pain in certain contexts, as well as bondage

41) However, I do not enjoy submitting AT ALL.

42) I bottom rarely these days, because there aren’t many people who I actually like and trust to top me.

43) I find more and more, however, that I very much enjoy inflicting pain.

44) …and that power is sexy

45) …and tying people up

46) …and teasing

47) …generally, being mean to a consenting partner.

48) Typically, male partners.

49) But I do enjoy beating up girls too. Its just…different.

50) I identify as bisexual, but I lean heavily towards men. I generally don’t want to date many women. There have been exceptions…

51) The majority of my sex toys are purple. At first it wasn’t intentional, but I sort of go with it now, within reason.

52) I’ve burned out motors on more vibrators than most people own.

53) I really really like vibrations.

54) I generally do not come from penetrative sex. Its happened, but its rare.

55) I don’t usually come from oral sex either. Again, its been known to happen, but its rare.

56) That’s not to say I don’t enjoy those things. I love ‘em both. They just aren’t always going to get me off.

57) You know what else doesn’t get me off? Phone sex and cybersex. I’ll do ‘em, sometimes, but they don’t do much for me.

58) I’m almost always comfortable completely naked in large groups.

59) I’m actually usually more comfortable than all the skinnier, prettier girls.

60) I think the best music to have sex to is Air’s album ‘Moon Safari’. (Thanks Sebastian!)

61) My favourite thing to bottom to is needle play. I <3 needles, and need to play with them more.

62) And I really really want to do an energy pull again like I did at camp. It wasn’t so much sexy as it was AWESOME!

63) In that line, I would like to do a flesh hook suspension one day. And more pulls. OMG awesome!

64) However, I’m a little wary about rope suspension. Go figure.

65) I do enjoy rope, I’m just not very good with it, but I’m learning.

66) I have a beauty mark just above and off to the side of my clitoris.

67) I used to have pierced nipples, and I had to take them out.

68) I plan on getting them re-done, because before having them done, and after having them removed, I don’t have much nipple sensation. With them, it was all like ‘yowzah!’

69) Those are the only piercings below the neck I really want.

70) Though I considered having a Christina done for a while.

71) I think body modification is sexy. And full of awesome.

72) Especially tattoos. I love tattoos. I have two right now, and I’m planning on more. Many more.

73) I have had sex with two men sans condom. The boy I lost my virginity to, and Franklin, who I was in a long term monogamous relationship with for a long time.

74) Now, I always use ‘em.

75) I also get tested for a full STD panel and HIV test every six months. In fact, I’m due soon.

76) I also have been on a variety of birth control since I was 15 due to PCOD - which reminds me that I am WAY overdue for an ultrasound.

77) I currently use, and LOVE, the Nuva ring, a lovely ring that sits inside my vagina and releases hormones into my system for three weeks. After four, I take it out and have my period.

78) I have had pre-cancerous cells removed from my cervix. It was rather unpleasant, however, they did give me ginger ale and graham crackers in the hospital when I woke up. (And hot damn, there were LOTS of people in that room to deal with my cervix. The doctor, a resident, a student, an anesthesiologist, two nurses…all just for my cervix!)

79) I live and die by Babelube. Its the best thing EVER. Vaginal Sex. Anal Sex. Inserting my Diva Cup. Everything.

80) Oh yeah, I use a Diva Cup for that whole menstruation thing I do every month. Menstrual cups rock!

81) After I lost my virginity, I thought I didn’t like intercourse

82) Then I had sex with a crazy goth guy I met at a club, and realized I was wrong. I DO like penis in vagina sex, I was just fucking the wrong kind of guy.

83) That would be a dead fish.

84) My two favourite positions are doggy style, and missionary. I know, I know, boring, but hey, they work for me.

85) Girl on top is ok, but the guys tend to come before I’m finished, coz I have a habit of riding them too hard.

86) 69 is pretty hot.

87) Though I prefer to be on the bottom.

88) Actually, I don’t like queening much at all. I don’t want to sit on someone’s face. I might smother them or something. At least, that’s what I’m thinking.

89) I can deep throat.

90) Yet I also have a very sensitive gag reflex.

91) Yup, that took a while to work out.

92) When it comes to girls, I feel I’m better at fingering them than oral sex.

93) And most of the time, I’m not sure I actually want to eat vag.

94) Hence the questioning my bisexuality thing.

95) I think my ass is awesome.

96) Sometimes, I’m a bit of a size queen.

97) More girth than length, but length is awesome too.

98) Lately, I’ve been finding out I dig more kinky shit than I thought I did.

99) Any way, everytime I think I don’t like something or am freaked out by it, I eventually change my mind.

100) And that is a good thing. :)

Huh. That was harder to write than I thought it would be! The first 100 things list I did was much easier.