Archive for June, 2008

Voting Update!

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Silly me, I forgot to put up the end date of the Blogiversary Contest Poll!

Voting ends July 3nd, so get your votes in early!

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Threads

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

One of the things I find most interesting about blogging is that it allows me to sit back and see the threads of the story of my life, and see how things weave in and out, grow, end and begin. I never know what or where a beginning will be, how the story will unfold, what it will turn into. Going back and reading my blog from the start is an interesting experience, because at first, I didn’t have a feel for the threads, I didn’t know what would grow and what would fail, and there are a fair few start and stops, like Oliver, the tall red head I had high hope for, but who I never saw after our first date, or even Nathan, who I see as often as I can, but whom I rarely write about.

The best example is Sebastian and I – our sexual relationship turned into quite a fun, sexy, interesting story. There is a definite beginning, growth, change, learning, and what I’m assuming is a definite end, (even if that jerk does still have my copy of “The Joy of Lex” and “Brokeback Mountain. Oh, I’ll get them back. I never let a book slip away, not since I lent out my first copy of “The 48 Law of Power”)

This is something I always sort of noticed. I often lay back and think about the paths, threads and stories that make up my life.

Paths are always the most fascinating, in my opinion. They lead to ‘what ifs?’, which are also fun. For example – what if I never moved in with Daniel and Thing 1? I would have never met Lily, never have met Jefferson or gone to his parties, never started blogging, never met Nix…my life may have gone a completely different way, and I’ll never know how it might have gone.

Another path I often think about has nothing to do with sex. My grandparents owned a bakery.  It was always sort of assumed that it would stay in the family, that someone would take it over. But my mother had a job and kids and my dad had no interest, and my uncle didn’t want to do it either, so when my grandparents finally wanted to retire, they sold the bakery.  And sometimes, I wonder what would have happened if they waited a few more years. I probably would have gone to school for business, instead of mortuary science, and taken over the bakery myself, because I thought it ought to stay in the family. My grandparents owned that bakery most of their lives, and before them, my grandfather’s father owned a bakery.

What if? What if I did run the bakery? Where would I be now? Definitely not here! I’d be working 12 hours days making cakes and cookies and deliciousness. My little sister would probably work with me on weekends and in the summers.  I’d be a hell of a lot more of a grown up, but I wouldn’t know anyone that I do now.

I wonder, what if I went and got my Bachelor’s degree right after I got my Associates? What if I had kept on with school? Where would I be then?  What if my brain were normal, and I wasn’t depressed as a kid?

Or little things. What if I hadn’t read “Forbidden Flowers” when I was 12? What if I had never heard of Anne Rice? What if I hadn’t become a goth kid? What if I hadn’t heard that song or read that book that shaped my life in a way I didn’t know? What if I was able to pronouce Maria’s last name properly when I was 7? Would I have talked to her, and would we have become best friends?

What if I never dated Jordin? Would I have met Elizabeth?

Sometimes, it drives me crazy to think of all this, but what can you do? Asking what if is a part of human nature.

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Time for wood, and links!

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

Yeah yeah yeah, I know I usually do this shit on Friday, but I missed a day. I was busy job interviewing. That is a valid excuse. So, here it is.

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HIV man wanted Viagra for safe sex – The Age

“…Neal admitted in 2001 that he sometimes had unsafe sex and that in 2003 he asked the department to pay for his Viagra. “(Neal) stated that he was having trouble maintaining erections with condoms and if we wanted him to continue having safe sex then the department should pay for Viagra.”"

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Spike in School’s Pregnancies Leads to Report That Some Resulted From Girls’ Pact – NYTimes.com

“At least 17 girls at the public high school in the seaside town of Gloucester, Mass., are expecting babies, and a Time magazine report says nearly half became pregnant after making a pact to do so and raise the children together.”

Shit, my friends and I couldn’t even agree on the best way to raise a Tamagotchi, let alone a child!

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Mini-me Sex Tape

What? Little people fuck too. But seriously, famous people? Unless you are Johnny Depp, stop filming this shit. Most of you are not hot enough to make a sex tape worth my while. Johnny Depp is. He can film a sex tape.

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Gaywashed! – Via Boinkology

An article produced by Reuters on California same-sex couples about to marry for the third time, profiled bisexual same-sex couple Lindasusan Ulrich and Emily Drennen who were openly bi in their interview. But the word bisexual was omitted from the article and the title published was “Three’s a charm? Gay California couples wed again” and begins “For many California gays and lesbians, getting married is nothing new. They’ve done it more than once — to the same person.”

Yeah, see, some of us say bisexual because, you know, WE MEAN IT! My best friend Elizabeth is marrying a woman, Cookie. Cookie is a lesbian. She doesn’t like men, only women. Elizabeth is bisexual. She likes men AND women. See how that works there?

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The Toy Society

The Toy Society is a small project spreading the love throughout the streets. Nothing to it really just a bunch of handmade toys made by The Toy Society looking for a nice home.

Should you come across a member of The Toy Society on your travels collect them up and take them home with you! But don’t forget to let us know about it here.

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Man Pleads Guilty to Theft of Sex Toys

A Springfield man accused of breaking into three novelty stores to steal sex toys has entered a surprise guilty plea.

This reminds me of a theft out in a mall on Long Island when I was working there – a man broke into Cookie Wookie and stole $300 worth of cookies.

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The Way To A Man’s Heart: A Play in One Act – Baser Instincts

ME: Cupcakes or cookies? You’ll have to pick one.

HIM: Well then, I guess you’ll only get one orgasm.

(Yeah, he was a cocky son of a bitch. And rightfully so, as I’d find out later.)

ME: Wait the original deal was cupcakes for a rubdown. We’re just substituting cookies for cupcakes. Terms for sex haven’t been named yet.

HIM: We’re not negotiating sex, we’re negotiating multiple orgasms.

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Fun With Light Sabers – Cinephilia

Video fun with light sabers!

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Vote for your favourite!

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Now that we’ve see the two entries in my Blogiversary Contest, its time to vote for the winner!

The winner will recieve a boxed set of the Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice, and 30 free minutes of porn!

Who will it be? Essin ‘Em? Or Sakura Sarashi? It is up to you!

And the winner of my first Blogiversary Contest is...

  • Kinky Gay Sex on a Pool Table - Essin 'Em (59%, 19 Votes)
  • Beneath His Hand - Sakura Sarashi (41%, 13 Votes)

Total Voters: 32

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Blogiversary Contest – Sakura Sarashi

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

The second, and final entry in my Blogiversary Contest is from Sakura Sarashi (who kicks ass at rope!)

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Beneath His Hand – Sakura Sarashi

I awoke with a feeling similar to that I had as a child on my birthday. Anticipation of what is to come and fright that I may not like it. How would I react if this were not what I wanted? Would the remorse show on my face like it does when I am overcome with joy? I decided to put it out of my mind as I got up from the bed and put on my clothes. I dressed slowly, taking into account all that he wrote in the letter. I wore a knee length skirt and a top that didn’t fit too snugly. Not your typical outfit for me. I normally wear just enough to keep you guessing, but not too much. I don’t like being ignored in a crowd. And it’s easy for people to ignore me. I am a small girl, with a small voice, and even smaller breasts. I fixed a small breakfast of fruit and had a glass of juice. I’d hoped he’d fill me later. Then I gathered my things and left my dank basement apartment.

I caught the train and waited for him at the park. I knew I wouldn’t be okay with meeting him at his house and was relieved to hear that wasn’t his plan. When he arrived he was shorter than I had expected and smelled of smoke and coffee. He wore a leather jacket, white shirt, and black jeans. We sat in silence for what seemed like an eternity. The space between my legs jumped when he finally addressed me. His voice was calm and meticulous as he told me to get up and walk to the men’s bathroom nearby. When I approached the men’s room I could feel my face redden with embarrassment. There were joggers around getting water and cooling off. I could feel their eyes on me as I entered the wrong bathroom, but he gave me specific instructions and I was not about to falter this early on.

When I entered the bathroom the men inside looked at me with shock, like a herd of deer in headlights, but I passed them all and entered the last stall per his instructions. I lifted my skirt and knelt down over the toilet, door open, ass in the air. I could feel my clit swell with impatience, longing for him to enter the stall and satiate the hunger radiating between my thighs. I took off my top, as he instructed, and tied it around my eyes. As I lay across the seat of the toilet, cunt pointed towards the ceiling, I could feel the hands begin to grope. I knew they couldn’t be his as they were too soft.

The hands bound mine to the toilet with rope and I could feel its roughness against my wrists. The hands placed a bit gag made of hemp rope between my teeth and a handkerchief in my left hand, which was to be dropped if I wanted the scene to end. There I was, ass high and bound to a smelly toilet in the park with no way to see or speak. I had no idea who could be watching or where he was. A low growl escaped my lips as the anticipation grew and my pussy began to drip. I could hear a man grunting nearby and I imagined he was readying himself to come on my supple backside. The thought made me even hotter and I wished my hands weren’t tied so I could touch myself.

After a few moments I heard steps approaching and someone entered the stall. A hand reached around and caressed my cheek and I could smell that it belonged to him. Those rough hands, they left my cheek and came down hard onto my ass. Once, twice, a third time and then over and over. I could feel my skin redden and my clit swell with each slap. He commanded me to be his with each and every blow to my bottom and I realized at that moment, that it was the happiest I’d ever been. This stranger, smelling of smoke, brought me more joy in one afternoon than all the men with whom I’d had relationships. Years and years of searching and I’d found what I was looking for, here in this filthy bathroom kneeling over and tied to a cold toilet, beneath his hand.

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