Elizabeth and Cookie did the coolest. thing. ever.

Do you know what they did? They had sex in public.

But not just in public.

In Disneyland!

On “The Haunted Castle” ride!

Sadly, the ride was too short for them to reach climax.

Here’s to you, you glorious bitches!

Did you know that there’s an unofficial Gay Day at Disneyland? According to Elizabeth, they all get organized on their own, wear red shirts, and descend en masse upon the unsuspecting