Ahh, so much going on, so much going on these days!

First and foremost, so I don’t get yelled at, I need to vindicate Callie’s ass. You see, Callie specializes in the tit department, and I tend to compare all asses to mine, which has no peer. Her tits are great. I now know where to look whenever I desire Smarties candy. :)

But I saw Callie bend over, and yes, she does have a fine, round ass. Happy now Callie?

Man, if you combined her tits and my ass, we would put together a body so rockin‘ that men would fall at its feet. Well, more so than they do for the two of us already.

We had quite a lovely night together, hanging out a few weeks ago. I love that girl. We think alike.

Talking about a situation that had arisen amongst some friends, involving other paying money to have the opportunity to have sex with us, with out our input, led to us say at the exact same time

“Its not about feeling like a whore! I just want to get a cut!”

Speaking of asses, school is kicking mine hard. I’m up to my eyes in Ancient Greek (A history class and two literature classes), yet, there is no mention of buttsex! Alas, alas. My anthropology classes are fascinating! I love anthropology. One teacher is absolutely insane. I love insane teachers. I would also totally shag him, were he not my professor. And since the department is rather small, he will be again. I’ll simply have to wait till I get my B.A.

The first week was rough - I had the worst first day back at school ever, and was just feeling beaten and rundown the rest of the week. I thought it was stress, but unfortunately it was a panic attack in the making. Since I’ve been taking my medication, I haven’t had a panic attack - Its been just under a year since my last one, but last Wednesday I had a massive one.

Now, I have Xanax to take should I feel one coming on, but I hadn’t had one in ages and didn’t recognize it. Once in the throes of it, I didn’t think to go and find it and take some. That was not fun. I spent two hours hanging over the toilet, and I actually passed out on the bathroom floor.

But I’ve had some very pleasant experiences recently that really made up for it.

The very next night, I went to my first Pleasure Salon with Franklin, and I had an absolutely fantastic time. I got to meet lots of lovely people, such as Selina Fire, who I’ll be bunking with at Sex Camp, as well as a lovely couple who shall also be at Camp. Yay! I also got to meet Maymay in passing, who’s blog I started reading recently, but I got caught up with old friends before more than a hello and a wave. Lord that boy is pretty. (Ya’ll know me. Tall, skinny, pretty, and I’m gone!)

I got to see Miss Viviane, of course, who introduced me to everyone. Miss V. has been fantastic about getting everyone together and preparing the cabin for Camp (camp camp camp! I can’t wait!)

I also ran into the delicious Calico, which was a pleasure. Yowzah, is that girl gorgeous! And utterly utterly sweet. She made Franklin ‘weak at the knees, literally’ as he told me later. (Calico dear, I can’t find your email on your site. I wanted to chat about a few things, so if you read this, send me a line at Wendy.Blackheart at gmail dot com)

After Franklin bought Calico, the Camp Couple (I don’t know if they already have blog names, and I’m rather too tired at the moment to check or make up my own) and I a round, we decided food was in order, and headed over to Kenka, my favourite Japanese place on St. Marks.

There, I did something I never, ever, ever do. Oh yeah. That’s right. I ate seafood. Franklin got some sort of sea life wrapped in a dumpling. It was rather tasty. I also drank sake for the first time in ages as well. I’m still not all that fond of it.

But really, that night was just what I’d been needing. Good food, good drinks, and good times with good people.

This week, oh lord, this week was rockin‘ as well.

I got to go see Emma, as Betty Bookless, perform her first burlesque show! She was amazing!
All the girls were. They were all in the same class, and they were all performing for the first time, and they were all fantastic.

There was Belle Curve, and her lemon light bulb, and the girl with the seashells and awesome tattoo’s, and of course, Lunch Box, the male half of the couple who performed to ‘Taco Grande‘ by Weird Al. I really want to go back for another night like that!

I just had so much fun hollering and cheering for everyone, and knowing they appreciated my enjoyment of their acts.

I think I’d enjoy doing burlesque. I even know what song I’d dance to.

Joe Cocker’s ‘You can leave your hat on’. God that song is hot. Sometimes, when I’m alone, I get dressed up, grab one of my hats, and do a whole sexy dance to it. I of course, always leave my hat on.

I’d just have to come up with a fun burlesque name.

You know what I need? I think I ought to have a pair of panties that say ‘additional parking available in rear’. Cheekie panties. Hrm. I should learn to make them myself.

I’ve been on an even bigger anal kick than usual lately. Its probably all the Ancient Greece.

I’m writing up a really hot anal fantasy, which I hope to type up and finish soon, as well as a collection of posts in the “Ode To Anal” line.

My new toys have been helping things along. Why didn’t I buy an inflatable butt plug sooner?!

There are also all those lovely ass classes to look forward to at camp!

And now my dears, but butt is sore, I’m dead tired, and I’m going to see my family tomorrow. I need to sleep!

But I leave you all, with this:
I just found a rare Jim Morrison track where he jammed with Jimi Hendrix. I heard it years ago. The song was called “Fuck her in the ass” (Jim was very drunk.) But I found it on youtube, whee! I just like the idea of Jim and anal.

That’s not what I’m posting, however.

I did want to share some Doors with you all. Joy, I hope you like! (The DVD this is from was the first one I ever owned)