Considering how much I talk about my cock(s), and how I’m pretty much a dude with set of tits and a vagina (Franklin always calls me his best guy friend), it was only a matter of time before I jumped on Marcello and Mark’s cocks bandwagon. Yeah. Bandwagon.

And now, the links

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Alligator Attack - found via the Morbid Fact du Jour, from the Asylum Eclectica

Have you ever wanted to see a man’s arm in the mouth of an alligator, for realz? Well, now you can! (Warning - graphic photos of icky things)

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New ‘Pro-Life Pharmacies’ Defend Religious, Moral Objections - The Christian Post
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“Contraception is essential for women’s health. A pharmacy like this is walling off an essential part of health care. That could endanger women’s health,” said Marcia Greenberger of the National Women’s Law Center.
The Family Research Council, however, disagreed.
“On the contrary, what endangers women’s health is the propaganda by Planned Parenthood and others that insists ‘emergency contraception’ is safe, when it can and has caused serious side effects,” the group said in a statement.
“The lack of contraception isn’t killing any woman. Sexual promiscuity, on the other hand, is. We commend these drugstores for creating a safe environment for employees and consumers of moral and religious conviction,” the FRC added.”

Suck my balls, douche bags. Gimme my birth control, or I swear to god, I will breed and you will not like it. No sir, you won’t like it one bit.

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Study: Big, Carb-Heavy Breakfast Key to Weight Loss

This means that pancakes are back on the menu, bitches. Tally ho, to IHOP!

Meh. I’d still rather have one of those western breakfast burritos with some bacon, but that’s me.

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Fathers and Druthers - Washington Post

“Any good movement needs its grievances, and front and center in the Fathers Movement are the inequities of family law. I imagine that within a happy marriage most men put up with that inept-dad stereotype: It seems harmless enough, and it might even get you out of a few chores. But it doesn’t look so harmless when you’re standing in family court getting treated as if you’re Homer Simpson.”

Dads really do get a bad rap - maybe I think this because I’m a daddy’s girl, maybe because I know so many awesome father’s who’ve been getting stepped on way to much by way to many people. While I’m all about feminism and being treated and estrogen power and the divine mother and all that, there is a severe lack of balance between the perceived rolls of mothers and fathers.

This sucks, because I know some awesome fucking dads who work hard to be the best damn parents they can be.

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Wanting It - Little Submissions

“She smiled at him, and he he held his head up with burning muscles as she lowered herself on to him, and smiled back. The straps dangled loosely against his cheeks, undone and unnecessary.”

*grumble grumble* For some reason, my feed reader won’t show me when Little Submissions updates, which they do just before the weekend. Ah well, at least I know to check in for my hot femdom fix.

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Casual Bondage - Bitchy Jones’s Diary

“He is so beautiful. So sometimes I just look at him when he isn’t tied up. Sometimes he’s just reading and one arm’s above his head. I love at the place where his shirt is unbuttoned. The hair I can see on his chest. His jeans. Covering his crotch. I think about his cock and about how much I love him.

But then, tied up is always better.”

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Masculinity in Black and White - Narration By D

God I love pale skinny white boys- especially ones who get naked on the Internet, and who have hot wives with rockin’ tits. Just sayin’.