Archive for July, 2007

Text Message Mayhem

Monday, July 30th, 2007

I am an absolute phonephobe. I just don’t like calling people, leaving voice mails, and all that. My partial hearing loss also gets in the way, especially when it comes to hearing men’s voices over the phone. Thus, our evening began as always – with late night text messages.

Me – Hey Beautiful, can you come out and play tonight?

Sebastian- I don’t think so. I’m not sure when I’m getting out of work, and I’m tired.
(It was pushing 1am at this point)

Me – Ah well, you know I’m always up late, and you’re always welcome darlin’. If you change your mind, bring gloves. I want to finger your ass.
(Almost immediately, I got a text back)

Sebastian- I’m getting out now. I’m on my way as soon as I can get a car. What’s your address again?

Me – Sweet!
(I gave my address, and quick directions via the two big roads close by.)

Sebastian- Which is faster? I can’t wait for you to fuck me.

Me – The second one. God, I can’t wait to watch you.

Sebastian- I love it. Can’t wait to feel you inside me.

There was text message silence for a little while, as I ran around getting everything ready. First, I made sure I had beer and smokes. I fixed myself up a bit, double checked the state of my nails, and set up my bedside table.

Lube, toys, towel, paper towel, condoms, and my trusty vibrator.

I set a few cold beers and a bottle opener by the window. I lowered the lights. Once he texted to let me know he was about twenty minutes away, I lit my candles, and went downstairs to wait for him.

Sebastian- Be a dear, and file your nails for me?

Me -Already done Beautiful. I’ve got everything ready, I’m just waiting for you and your sweet ass.

Sebastian- You’re so fucking hot.

I sat on the step in front of my building, smoking, and jumping each time I saw headlights. When a cab finally stopped near by, I leaped to my feet. It was him!

When he got out of the car, the first thing I saw were his legs. Sebastian has the most gorgeous legs I’ve ever seen on a man, ever. As always, he was wearing deliciously tight jeans that hugged every inch of those leg, and when he turned around to pay the cabbie, oh, there they were clinging to slim hips and that sweet little ass of his. Its just so…guh. I can’t keep my hands off of it, or out of it.

I call him Beautiful for a reason.

We practically flew up to my apartment, and we were all over each other the whole way.

When we got to my room, he opened his bag and showed me the gloves and lube he had bought.

I laughed, “Darlin, how could you think I wouldn’t have lube?” I held up the 16oz pump handle bottle of Babelube “I’ve got the best. We don’t need KY!”

“I forgot,” he grinned sheepishly “but I did get the gloves. They’re textured, so you have to turn them inside out. ”

I worked on turning the gloves inside out while Sebastian went to the bathroom to clean up a bit. I put the gloves aside with all the other toys. It may seem self centered, but I like to get mine first. Considering it was late and were going to be engaged in some very intense activity, I knew Sebastian would want to fall asleep after he came on my hand. That’s fair. I can dig sleeping. I like to sleep, but I like to come even more.

When he came back, we sat and smoked a cigarette, and I put some music on. We talked a little, but it was one of those ‘we’re so having sex in like five minutes’ conversations that quickly turned into pre-game innuendo and dirty talk.

I finished smoking first, and started to stroke his legs. I know, I know, I have this ridiculous fascination with them! I haven’t gotten the chance yet, to feel them wrapped around my waist, with my cock buried deep in his ass…god that would be hot.

Stroking his legs quickly turned into groping him, which of course turned into getting him out of those pants. This time, thank god, he wasn’t wearing those cowboy boots of his. (They look fucking hot, but last time he wasn’t able to get them off! He was sitting on the floor while I tried to pull them off, and my flat mates, who were on conference call playing WoW were really confused as to what was going on. And we hadn’t even started the sex portion of the evening.)

I know I go on and on about his legs, but I just can’t help it. I’ve noticed certain men I’ve been with have left me with a lasting obsession. Daniel left me with an unnatural attraction to suspenders and a new appreciation of male body hair. Sebastian, gave me this obsession with a males legs. I hadn’t thought about it until recently, but half the fun of giving head is the proximity to a mans leg, or at least, Sebastian’s legs. Long and lithe, sliding against me as a I engulf his cock, muscles twitching and shaking as bring him towards the edge and back off. I want to build it up, to press his desire up and on. I want him insane with desire before he starts fucking me.

And ah, how it works. Soon we were on my bed, and he’s pulling me to the edge while I scrabble onto my knees, bringing my ass up in the air, beckoning him forward. He teased me, rubbing the head of his cock against my dripping pussy before sinking it into me, all in one.

I yowl “What are you doing?! Fuck my ass!”

“You don’t want me to fuck your pussy?” he pauses his thrusting, and I feel him throb inside me.

“Not now! I want your cock in my ass right now” Christ. If I had to wait much longer, I was going to start whinging. Luckily, he didn’t keep me waiting. He quickly pulled out and when I turned around, I saw him grinning as he lubed up his cock.

“You’re so fucking hot.” I reached over for my trusty vibe, cranking that baby up as he repositioned him self and slid into my ass. He started out slowly, but the combination of pulsing vibrations on my clit and the feel of his cock sliding in and out of me always drives me over the edge, and I do love a hard ass fucking.

It wasn’t long before I was shouting at him to fuck me harder, to fuck me faster, and Bastian, being the darling he is, obliged, both hands on my hips as he fucked away. I could feel his hipbones against my ass, and the steady rhythm of his balls slapping against my pussy.

I quickly lost words, just moaning and screaming against a pillow I clutched to my face, the other hand working the vibrator. Sebastian was leaning over me, with one hand on my shoulder. His hair was brushing my shoulders when he started talking.

“You like my cock in your slutty ass, don’t you? Yeah, fucking take that big cock in your ass.”

I really do lose all sense of words when fucking. I couldn’t even muster up a response other than ‘Oh god yes, don’t stop don’t fucking stop you son of a bitch, don’t stop fucking my ass, please don’t stop, please, more, harder, fuck me harder!’ over and over, begging him not to stop as I got closer and closer to coming.

When I finally came, it was with a series of yelps and whimpers, and a deep groan. There’s something about an anal orgasm that brings out something deep and visceral in me, toning down my usual screams and yells. It just feels deeper, and more intense.

I slumped over on the bed, shuddering as Sebastian grabbed the paper towels, and cleaned me up. Once I could sit up, I lit a cigarette, thoroughly fucked and content, and still looking forward to round two.

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Round two to follow shortly. :)

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OMFGWTF?!?!

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

So I just finished Harry Potter.

I did time myself – I started at 7:27, and remarkably, finished at 3:27. With a few short breaks for food, drink, bathroom, and outraged text messages to Elizabeth and Josie, my aprox. time was 8 hours and 18 minutes. So here I am, at three am, with Harry the Rat on my shoulder to dish.

Holy shit on a stick. Seriously. Holy. Shit. On. A. Motherfucking. Stick. Totally what I wanted, and totally not what I expected. The Fred/Lee/George threesome was rocked!

Ok, that wasn’t the spoiler. That was my dream last night. By ‘Lee’ I meant ‘Wendy’ and by ‘threesome’, I meant ‘omfg hot twin actions Wendy sandwich and magical dildos, whee!’

Shut up. We all have dreams, ok? Mine just happen to involve the Weasley Twins.

The spoilers are next.

Seriously. Spoilers. I’m warning you.

Last chance, I hate wasting too much space for the warning.

Quite a few of the Mugglenet book of predictions were right, to my surprise, even one theory I particularly disliked and often debated against, but once in a while, even I can be wrong. I was not pro the Harry as a Hocrux theory AT. ALL. But I guess Lord Voldy-thingy was that fucking dumb.

As for what happened to the twins…
DID. NOT. LIKE.

Though Molly Weasley is my new hero. Srsyly.

Neville was already a hero, he just proved it more than ever. I heart Neville Longbottom, and his gramma too. She totally kicked ass!

And my favourite character was vindicated. Not for a reason I particularly enjoyed, but hey, fannon isn’t cannon, and I knew the Snupin ship wouldn’t sail off into the sunset on a gay cruise line with big drag queens, but I for one, was always right about Severus Snape.

He was always good. He loved Lily Potter, which I wasn’t really a fan of, but hey, love it a powerful thing.

Cookie, it looks like your the one scraping a sticker off the back of your car.


HA!

Some loose ends I didn’t catch the first reading, or might not have shown up:

The significance of Harry having his mothers eyes – either I didn’t notice, or it wasn’t there.

Same for Dudley’s worst memory – though I was glad to see Dudley wasn’t all bad.

What were the rest of the correspondence between Petunia and Dumbledore? She wrote to him when Lily was going off to school, I’m assuming to ask to go, but was there more?

Where did Fawkes go? I was sure he’d show up at some point.

JKR said that someone would manage magic very late in life in book 7, yet no Squibs or Muggles did, as far as I saw. I was totally rooting for Filch. Could Ron’s copy of a bit of Parseltounge have been it? How anticlimactic.

And now, oye, off to bed.

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Awesomeness

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

Thing 1 got me a hold over copy of Harry Potter until my copy arrives! How nice is that? When the copy Franklin orderd me arrives, I just give this other one to Daniel. Thing 1 thought it would be sad if he finished H.P. before I did.

So, I’m off to finish dinner and hunker down to read. This time, I’ll even time how long it takes me to finish.

Comming up next, a post about Sebastian.

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Introducing: My Next Boyfriend

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

Guh. In my dreams, anyway.

Jesus, how did I *not* get in that video? I’m a big girl, and damnit, I’m beautiful! The skinniest I ever was, in high school, I was still big, curvy, and had an awesome ass! I always wore heels, and my friends teased me about the way my ass swung and jiggled when I walked, but damn it, the boys were looking, and that’s all that mattered.

Goddamn do I love Mika. Srsly. I never ever crush on musicians and famous people like I’m crushing on Mika.

Well there is Jim of course, but he’s a special case. Jim Morrison is my Primary. The giant spectre of Jim hangs over the men I shag, Literally, I have a 3×3 wall hanging over my bed.

And Peter Steele, but all I want to do is suck his dick. It would be an honour. If I ever met him, I’d be on my knees and unzipping his pants so fast…

“Hello Mr. Steele Sir, nice to finally meet you!” unzips pants, takes his MASSIVE COCK out “You just sit right there, and let me take care of this. Just rest your drink on my head if you like while I’m working!”

Body of Christ indeed. One day I shall suck the dick of Peter Steele. You can bet on it.

But Mika, ah, Mika. He’s just so adorable, and exactly my type. Ridiculously tall, ridiculously skinny, and pretty with nice hair.
I refuse to believe he’s anything other than bisexual, because I love bisexual men! Oooh, and he’s got that British accent…

Call me when you’re in New York again Mika! I’ll show you a good time! I won’t even blog about it, I promise!

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For my Annabel….

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

For my Annabel…

You

I love your throat, so fragrant, fair,

The little pulses beating there;
Your eye-brows’ shy and questioning air;
I love your shadowed hair.

I love your flame-touched ivory skin;
Your little fingers frail and thin;
Your dimple creeping out and in;
I love your pointed chin.

I love the way you move, you rise;
Your fluttering gestures, just-caught cries;
I am not sane, I am not wise,
God! how I love your eyes!

Angelina Weld Grimké
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I had coffee with the ever lovely Lily today, where we chatted about much, including Sebastian’s two favourite phrases, and with what amazing speed and regenerative abilities he has when the lure for the evening is my hand in his ass. I do love a man so eager to get to me that he eschews the subway and hops right into a cab.
Ahh, memories. (I must remember to share that story. There’s little I love more than a man on my hand.)
I’ve got to get that boy over here again. Playing with other men’s asses is fun, but no one is like Sebastian. He’s just so enthused, desperate to take it all, and watching him turn into a wanton beautiful slut, feeling his ass around my hand as he comes, the look on his face when I slide my cock into his ass, aie!

We also made the correlation between Jefferson’s being away, and my temporary loss of libido and mojo – apparently, they’re tied into Jefferson being in NYC. Damnit man, come back here with my mojo! I need that!

She also asked me about Annabel.

While I am bisexual, I tend to prefer the romantic company of men. I love women of course, the feel of their skin, the taste of their breast, the feel of womanly curves against me…but generally, I don’t fall in love with them. I don’t usually want to date women. (I didn’t even realize how much I cared for Annabel until that first beautiful dream I had…and oh, how there have been so many more. So sweet, so wonderful…)

In my life, there have only been about three or four women who I truly would have fallen in love with. One was taken, two had issues that would made relationships at the time an impossibility, and my Annabel, ah, my Annabel is straight, and seems to only prefer the company of other women platonically.

I think she reads this (I hope she does…), and if so, she most likely doesn’t recognize herself. I don’t want to give too many details, give to much away, and get myself hurt. We’re friendly, and I love to be in her company. I wouldn’t want to lose that, what I already have.

I want to tell her, to show her, but oh god, women make me so nervous, I just don’t know what to do. I want to woo her, but I’m afraid.

I can only hope, that as she reads this, she recognizes the earnestness of my feelings.

Oh Annabel…

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