Oh. Migod.

I have found a toy that I think is even BETTER than the Hitachi Magic Wand. And everyone who knows me knows I love my magic wand more than anything else on the planet, except for…ah, who are we kidding. Nothing. The Hitachi was the best, until I got the Wahl.

I’ve actually wanted a Wahl since I was 17 years old, and first heard about them, but I was resistant to buying one. You see, I thought my mother’s vibrator was a Wahl. (Look, I was 16, I was looking for a half slip in the drawer, and there it was, at the back, next to a minuscule bottle of KY lube. I didn’t want to know about it. I don’t want to think about my mother’s vagina. She scares me enough as it is!). However, a few years later, upon further inspection, I realized it was not, in fact, a Wahl. Or if it was, it was so old as to be unrecognizable as the Wahl as we know it today. So when I had the chance to review the 7-in-1 for Babeland, I jumped at the chance!

The Wahl 7-in-1 derives its name from the (fairly obvious) fact that it comes with seven different massage attachments (None of which, according to the manual, that should be used on the genitals. In fact the directions from the Hitachi and the Wahl  both state that they should NOT be used on genitals, at all.  Haha, jokes on you guys! You both make the best vibrators around, bringing orgasms to millions of women every year!)

Anyway, irony aside, these seven attachments are wonderful - I find them just as good for their intended uses as I do for my junk. The attachment on the vibrator in this photo is the ‘general all over’ massager. From right to left, in the first row they are the back and shoulder attachment, the deep tissue massager, and the spot massager. The next three are the wedge shaped attachment, for your joints, the scalp massager, and the facial massager.

The scalp attachment is utterly wonderful, as is the facial attachment! I’ve been using it to increase bloodflow to my face, and keep my skin nice…but that’s not what ya’ll care about, is it?

Now, because I love you all, and in the interest of thorough product testing, I tried out all seven attachments while wanking, and found that the majority of them were best used for their intended purposes.  The back and deep muscle attachments didn’t hit the spot for me at all, nor did the wedge.

The facial massager covered too much area for me to get any decent sensation out of it, but oooh, the scalp massager section worked well, but I found it a little painful - while I had a great orgasm, the soft tines were very distracting.  However, I think this attachment will be very useful when I get the chance to have a fun forced orgasm scene with another girl! Imagine, being pushed to the edge over and over, and finally, when your allowed to come, the vibrations pulsing through your cunt and centering in your clit…and then having it juuuust pulled away, forcing you to chase after the pain and pleasure and push your cunt agains the ouchy bits to get relief…yum!

My two favourite attachments were the ‘all over’ cone-shaped attachment, which fit snugly over my clit and the surrounding area to drive me absolutely bonkers, and the spot attachment.

Ooooh, spot attachment, I think I may marry you! It was *perfect*. It gave me the direct clitoral stimulation I adore, and I’ve been using my Wahl non stop ever since. I even found a wonderful carrying case for it, and brought it to my parents house while visiting!

See, thats one of the many awesome parts of the Wahl - I find it to be more portable than the Hitachi. It is lighter, smaller, takes up less space, and fits into your bag.  The lightness is also what makes marathon masturbation with the Wahl so much fun - my hand doesn’t get tired holding it! Nor does my wrist ache, because there are two comfortable, ergonomic ways to hold the Wahl by the head, as so:

And of course, by the handle. By the way - the vibrations are controlled enough that, unlike the Hitachi, my hand does not continue to feel like it is vibrating afterward. And according the specs on Babeland.com,

“This coil-operated wonder vibrates faster than Hitachi Magic Wand“!

Yet it doesn’t give me that overstimulated feel that I sometimes get after prolonged Hitachi use! ZOMG!

I find the faster, more localized vibrations very intense, and very lovely. If they make a g-spot attachment for this baby, I would SO be squirting all over the place. (Aha! I just checked over at babeland, and there are two more attachments that I now must get - a spot tip attachment, and a g-spot attachment. They’re both vinyl, not silicone, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. Thank you Leather Daddy Jesus!)

And the best best part? The super wonderful thing that makes me love this toy forever?

Its quiet. Yup. The Wahl is a powerful, fast vibrating, electric vibrator that gets the job done, and doesn’t sound like a lawn mower! I was shocked! This is key for me, because I live with some family again, and quiet toys are the best. One less noise to cover up with music is one less worry for me, and one less distraction from coming.

Over all, I’m in love. The Wahl is multi useful (orgasms and a back massage? I have a bad back, so this is great!), its quiet, and POWERFUL, and you all know I love me some power. The attachments are varied and lovely, sure to suit any taste, and both the high and low settings are very effective and I’ve found both useful. And while I do like it more than my Hitachi, I think both will prove to be long lasting, faithful orgasm providers, so I’m a very happy Wendy.

And by the way, for those of you who were living under a rock, don’t live in the US,  or just plain hate politics, you may not have known that Babeland was super cool enough to encourage people to vote, by offering free Mavericks and Silver Bullet vibes to voters who live near one of their retail locations! I do believe the offer is good through the 11th, so go you savvy voting person you, and get your toy! Wank for Obama!

How cool is that?

For those of you who don’t live near a Babeland Store, they’re offering 20% off on their website with the code VOTE08 through 11/11, so go while the getting’s good!