The Cascade Wand

Oh. My. God. OMG. Srsly. I fucking love this toy. Love it. Love it. I will never be without this toy ever again.

I can offer you proof – I’ve been trying to write this review for a week. Every time I start to do it, I have to go stop and masturbate again. It is THAT good. I can’t put it down!

Seriously. Whats not to love? The toy itself is aesthetically pleasing, which is always a plus for me. I like pretty things, and prefer that things that go inside me be pretty. That means both people and toys. When I first got it, I kept holding it and wandering around the apartment. If I ever become a princess, fuck having a scepter. I’ll just use one of these!

Anyway, this toy is a delicious, double sided clear acrylic toy. One end is similar to slim butt plug, and the other is more like a traditional dildo, with a cute mushroom shaped head and ‘beads’ of the same size. Being acrylic, this toy is rock hard, which was new for me in a dildo. I tend to prefer the softness of silicone when I wank.

Now, before I go on about how much i love this toy, you need to know how I normally masturbate. I tend to be very clitoral, focusing most of my attention on my clit with a vibrator. When I use a dildo, I generally slide it in, and don’t move it much, except perhaps to rock against it or tap the base of it. Most of my dildos are also fairly thick, but flexible enough to move with me. Very boring, I know, but it works for me.

When I got the cascade wand, I thought I’d see what those beads can do, so I got out my favourite vibe, and I lubed that baby up! I sprawled out on all my pillows, all decadent, and let me tell you, the wand slid inside me like a dream – between me, the lube, and the smoothness of the acrylic, it was smooth sailing. I was rocking my self like no one has ever rocked me before. Hell, *I* haven’t even rocked my self like this before, and I’ve been doing this for a while.

Because of the inflexibility of the toy, I couldn’t *not* hit my g-spot, which doesn’t normally get much action during my wanking! And the length! The Cascade wand is a full twelve inches, so I had a good sized handle to work with. The slimness of the toy was a plus in this case as well – size queen that I am, it was much easer to angle and fuck myself with a slimmer toy than anything else I’ve had.

After two or three orgasms that way, I HAD to put this thing in my ass. It felt wonderful, but here in lay a problem for me – I couldn’t quite reach to actually fuck my self with the want in my ass, and this is the only time you’ll here my complain about the rigidity of the thing – I couldn’t move it to a better angle to grab the handle without it taking my ass with it.

So, uh, for scientific purposes, I’m going to have to keep trying this toy out. Yeah. For science. Because I’m really looking forward to getting this one in a man’s ass, because if it did what it did to my g-spot, it is going to rock the prostate’s world like no one business. Any volunteers?

So quick review: This toy is pretty, slick, rock hard, double ended, has a solid handle to hold on to and is my new favourite thing ever. Every once in a while, a toy comes by that I love so much I buy the same one when an old one breaks – and this has already become one of that revered pantheon.

On a scale of 1-5, I give it a 4, for the one downside below.

The only bad thing I have to say about it is that it is not sterile and can’t be boiled, so it can’t be used between partners with out a condom. While the condom won’t take away from the feel of the toy’s form (as I noted when I put it in my butt), you lose a bit of the lack of friction the smoothness of this toy brings.

But on the upside, its only 30 bucks, so you can buy a bunch of them for your friends, which I highly encourage. I’ll go so far and say that everyone needs to try this toy.